Sometimes I look at people and make myself try and feel them as more than just a random person walking by. I imagine how deeply they’ve fallen in love, or how much heartbreak they’ve all been through.
Her (2013)

Sometimes I look at people and make myself try and feel them as more than just a random person walking by. I imagine how deeply they’ve fallen in love, or how much heartbreak they’ve all been through.

Her (2013)

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

davidstrider:

have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”

ji-bril:

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ji-bril:

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me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

waynesworld1992:

mick—-jaeger:

*at the doctor’s office*

doctor: sir

me: yes?

doctor: we have terrible news

me: what is it?

doctor: you’ve been diagnosed with MAD

me: what is that?

doctor: it’s … meme addiction disorder

me: 

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andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

decentpenis:

Charlie’s Last Letter

mydogsnokes:

whenever i get drunk there’s always that one moment where i’m like okay i am drunk

lilcochina:

Me af

lilcochina:

Me af

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down