Sometimes I look at people and make myself try and feel them as more than just a random person walking by. I imagine how deeply they’ve fallen in love, or how much heartbreak they’ve all been through.
The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.
This is one of the best things iv seen today
have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”
*at the doctor’s office*
doctor: we have terrible news
me: what is it?
doctor: you’ve been diagnosed with MAD
me: what is that?
doctor: it’s … meme addiction disorder
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
Charlie’s Last Letter
whenever i get drunk there’s always that one moment where i’m like okay i am drunk
This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down